场景：面试房间。（基本无需变动，主要是视角切换。）
参演人员：于欢 饰面试官；王孜怡 饰女演员；谢全 饰一号男演员；李智鑫 饰二号男演员。
Hello, everyone! Welcome to BUPT pictures corp.
I’m the interviewer of this the most famous corporation in the world, though it was established yesterday.
我是这世界最著名公司的面试官，尽管这公司昨天刚建立
But its potential and capacity are endless because it owns the cleverest manager loaded with bright wisdom and accurate perception(洞察力）to lead the company to its peak.
但是在未来这公司的潜能是无限的，因为它拥有我这个最聪明，最睿智，最富有洞察力的经理来引导它走向巅峰。
For the reason that temporarily there is only one employee alone, I had to advertise to catch up their eyes who trends to join us.
由于暂时公司里我在唱独角戏，我必须用广告来吸引那些想加入‘我们’的人。
Are you dreaming about a life embarking on the art career, acting in the story, showing your originality and making progress to display your own talent in art?
你曾梦想过专注于艺术事业，演绎故事，展现独创，提升自我并在艺术上大放异彩吗？
Just join BUPT pictures corp now. It’s a marvelous stage to perform yourself, like an eagle soaring freely in the cerulean sky.
现在赶紧加入BUPT电影公司。这是一个释放自我，让你像苍鹰一般搏击长空的非凡舞台。
Ok here’s the interviewing time. let’s get the first one。
A: Is it necessary for me to come here?
D: Well, all of our actors and actresses should come here to take this audition. And we will choose the best one who...(被打断)
emmm，所有演员都有来试镜，我们会挑选最好的......
A: Enough! Have you ever enjoyed the movies I performed in?
A: The black widow in Avengers?
A:Mathilda in Leon? An older one.
A：Well, fine, let’s begin. Let me tell you what is called international superstar, bumpkin.
D: Excuse me? Have you... read our script?
D: Ok, here it is, our play is named Game of Thrones, and you are supposed to act Daenerys Targaryen, the dragon mother.
D: Brilliant! You are definitely our leading actress! No one can do better than you!
A: (得意地笑) Of course, I have ripped off all the advertisements from the whole city!
（仍黑屏）：What the hell. Well, There is only one candidate came to our screen test.
面试官：Congratulations！You made it to the final. How did you know about this interview, as you know the previous one has ripped all the posters in the city?
恭喜！你们进入了决赛。今天我将从你们两个之中选出一个。既然前面那位已经撕掉全城的广告了，你又是怎么知道今天的面试呢？
(嘟囔)That is the reason why I only get three pieces of ADs from the whole city
Nothing. Maybe the god lead me here.
Alright Get prepared, let´s begin. What do you bring me today?
我：I´m happy to be here now. I have a very rich facial expression.
面试官：Really? Show it to me. Be sad.
面试官：What are you doing? I want you to perform, not these emojis on the paper!
我：This is my performance, what I said is that I have facial expression. These are what I have.
这就是我的表演，我说的是我有一些面部表情，这（些纸上面）就是啊。
面试官：Ok, can you do these facial expressions?
面试官（无语脸）：Ok, OK, I get it.
So how did you know about this?
I just get by and I think I’m just the one you are looking for.
Ee: Emmm, I am interested in your CV, could you please introduce yourself again?
我看了你的简历，但是我更倾向于再听你亲口介绍一下你自己，所以能请你在做一个自我介绍吗
Er: All right. I graduated from the university of drama king and I received the best student reward on the graduation ceremony. You know all of my classmates were talent in acting, hence it was such a difficult thing for me to get such an honor. Having graduated from the university, I gained a role in about 10 movies acting as a leading…
好吧，我毕业于戏精大学，并且在毕业的那天获得了最佳毕业生奖。我们班全班都是戏剧界精英，所以想拿到那个奖特别的难。从大学毕业之后，我在近10出电影中参演了主要的……
Er:leading figurant. and I appreciate working for some famous directors.
Ee: So, you mean you were their assistant?
Er: Yeah, I assisted them to distribute their box lunch.
Ee: Ok. And what kind of movie did you act most
Er: Emmm, let me see. Maybe I played a role in the documentary most.
Ee: Documentary? Are you serious? Why does the documentary need someone to act?
Er: Yes, they do. I always act as a stone or a tree sometimes a lazy lion lying on the African savannah. Thanks for these characters. I have gotten extremely rare experience and performing skills.
它们当然需要，我演个石头啊，树啊，或者一个非洲大草原上懒洋洋的狮子也是可以的。感谢这些角色使我学到了特殊的技能。
Er: Standing as a stone for hours without moving!
Ee: Emm, I believe you could be fit for a great comedy actor.
Er: No, I do not think so. You know when I am talking a joke, I am always the first one to laugh.(此处可以笑话填充30s的垃圾时间)
不，我不这样认为，你知道当我讲笑话时候，我是第一个笑得！
Ee: Ok, I see, so what honor did you ever get?
Er: Well, if I’m not trying my best not to obtain the Oscar best actor, I may get one.
如果我没有抵制奥斯卡最佳男演员的话，我也许会拿一个。
Ee: What did you mean by try your best not to get an Oscar?
Er: You know that the winner of the Oscar best actress always divorces with her husband and I think that the winner of the Best Actor may do the same way some day. Comparing with my career, I think that family is much more important.
你知道奥斯卡最佳女演员获奖者经常结束后就与他丈夫离婚了，相比于事业，我还是更看重家庭的。
Ee: Brilliant! I’m just fond of a responsible one You are in, congratulations.
太好了！我就喜好你这样负责任的，就决定是你了，祝贺你。
Ee：Do you want to know what movie we’re going to make?
字幕：（END（右下角） THANKS (正中间)）
